Camden Town

Taken with instagram

Being ignored by some of my local cats. (Taken with instagram)

TV Centre (Taken with instagram)

That love Chris Moyles an Tim Minchin. As much as each other.

They each have quite a different fanbase.

But I am a person that adores both.

So I absolutely must go and see Jesus Christ Superstar when it beings.

Already so excited!

Frozen Yogurt (Taken with instagram)

People that say chillax.

People that don’t like rock’n’roll.

People that say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

People that enjoy waking up early.

People that don’t think London is amazing.

People that ‘hate’ Pete Doherty based on reading tabloids.

People that think ‘Ill Manors’ isn’t one of the best things to happen to mainstream pop culture in the last 10 years.

People that think Simon Amstell is a cunt.

People that think The Smiths are ‘too depressing’.

People that don’t use punctuation and think that they’re a good human.

People that don’t like ice cream.

People that love the film ‘Black Swan’.

People that dislike Russell Brand.

People that respect money like it’s anything more than numbers created to control us.

People that look down their noses at Big Brother.

People that don’t like ‘Common People’. (If any of those exist)

People that give up on their dreams.

1. If you plan on having children, what will you name them?
I don’t plan this. But I only like boys names. Because I’m a faggot. Dylan, Joshua, Jack, Christian, Kyle, Tyler, Patrick, Oliver…Many names.

2. What does your name mean?
Well it’s from the bible really isn’t it. Jacob and all that.

Let me see.

Apparently it means supplanter. I don’t know what that means.

Also, it gave me a list of names that are similar to Jake (popularity and trend-wise) and the names Tyler, Kyle, Joshua, Dylan and Jack all came up. Mental.

3. Are you a Coffee or a Tea person? Or neither?
I have a place for both but coffee certainly takes the lead.

4. What is your go-to “I hate everyone” song and why?
I don’t really have one. There are probably a few. I do enjoy Kate Nash and The Long Blondes when I’m feeling annoyed. Because I’m usually feeling annoyed about a boy.

5. How was your day?
Pretty boring. I planned to be proactive after work but I came home and lost all the positivity that was in me…



6. What is the meaning behind your url?
It’s albionjake. Which is basically my internet name. Because obviously Jake is taken always. And my full name is a bit shit.


7. What really pisses you off and why?
So many things. I will try to think of one that I haven’t mentioned before….

When somebody says something that’s wrong and then everyone agrees with them or they get a big laugh or seal of approval. That drives me mad. It’s only silly little things.

Today a woman said that all Kate Nash’s songs sound the same. She based this on the songs ‘Foundations’ and ‘Mouth Wash’. Then people were agreeing.

I’d like her to point out how ‘Foundations’, ‘Nicest Thing’, ‘I Just Love You More’ and ‘Dickhead’ sound the same. RIGHT NOW.

Then she can have her little agreement committee.

8. Have you ever seen a band in concert? If so, who was your favorite performance?
I’ve seen many. I find that a difficult thing to choose.

The Maccabees were astonishing a few months ago. I will leave that as my answer.

9. If you were a character in your favorite TV show, what kind of character would you be?
I’ll choose Game Of Thrones.

Can I be a flithy poor boy like Chris off of Skins. But gay. Then can I seduce Robb Stark and have lots of terribly naughty sex with him, finally becoming a prince. Thanks.

10. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, tell us the story of how.
Yes, my arm. Roller skates. Stupid roller skates.

11. Seriously though, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck flaming balls of avocado?
You’re very witty.

12. Favorite female Disney character and why?
Belle? I am just choosing her because of the song ‘Belle’.

Erm. Maybe Cruella De Ville then? She’s fun isn’t she.

13. Do you like your school/place of work? Why or why not?
I don’t mind my place of work. Well, I love it really. I’d love it even more if it was my ex place of work. It’s full of wonderful people really.

14. Tell me one thing about you that I wouldn’t guess the first time I met you.
That I’m gay. According to the people.

15. Last book you read that did something - made you cry or made you happy or made you angry or made you think. Tell me about it.
Jesus. I’ve not read for a while. But I have just started reading The Portrait Of Dorian Grey.

I will say that it’s affected me a little. I like how it connects so well with emotions I’m familar with. That feeling of jealousy when you’ve met an amazing friend and they start spending time with another of your friends and you worry that they’ll like them more than you. I fucking hate that.

And just the longing. Although it’s a little hidden in that book. But you know. Good old Oscar Wilde, you can see his feelings coming through in the whole book. Big old gay boy.

16. Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Not really. I’ve never stayed over night.

17. Are you a good speller? What’s a word you have trouble spelling?
I am actually a pretty terrible speller sometimes. I am so glad that we have spell check.

18. Would you consider yourself liberal or conservative?
Liberal to the max. Fuck the conservatives to hell.

19. Do you like the rain? What’s your favorite season? Why?
I don’t like rain very much. It’s annoying. My favourite season is either Spring or Summer.

20. Think of a person. Tell me about them. What are they like when they’re happy? Sad? Are you close? How do you know them?
Oh.

His name is Jamie Warnes (my brain is very unpredictable)

He is annoying when he’s happy. Too excitable. He’ll hit you and jump on you and say childish things.

He’s annoying when he’s sad. He’ll act as though life is no longer worth living and that his life is the worst of all lives. Even though that’s never true because he’s in the top 5% of all humans, which is more than 95% of humans have got.

We are close. I hope we’ll always be.

I know him because I worked with him. Became friends with him. Fell in love with him.

You know, the usual.

He won’t see this.

So it’s fine.

BYE!

XXXXX

I must point out that there is a cheat that allows you to keep running forever.

So these scores are just from liars and cheats.

Do not trust them!


For the record, the cheat is putting Temple Run on tutorial mode and then when it first tells you to slide to the right, you very quickly slide 3 times and then the man just continues to run down a bare road. My 25 million score was not achieved through cheating, I’ll have you know! :-)

:-)

Hot chocolate time. (Taken with instagram)

One of my perfect cappuccinos. Always. (Taken with instagram)